The Queendom of Kallen Kaslana is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.996 billion Kallen Kaslanans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The strong Kallen Kaslanan economy, worth 229 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,516 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is relatively low. Kallen Kaslana's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kallen Kaslana is ranked 243,379^th in the world and 2,726^th in Ambition for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 88.82 on the Gilded Widget Scale.